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Georgia Election Worker Assures Black Man Ballot Scanner Supposed To Sound Like Shredder (headline)
‘Cosmopolitan’ Fires Editor After Learning She Lied On Resume About Having Sex (headline)
New X Games Event Just Driving Monster Trucks Off Cliff (headline)
Every Picture On Man’s Tinder Clearly From Same Event Where He Dressed Up (headline + picture)
Report: Pickup Basketball Player Too Sweaty To Guard (headline)
James Harden: ‘I Just Want A Fair Shot Where I Can Get A Foul Called On Every Play' (headline)
Millennials Opting To Rent Rather Than Buy The Blade Trilogy (acted in)
MTA Reveals They Have No Idea Where Voices Speaking To Everyone On Subway Coming From (headline)
Sports Bar Makes More Room For TVs By Getting Rid Of Tables, Chairs, Bartenders, Customer (headline)
Lakers Add Buffalo Chicken Wing Stains To Shaquille O'Neal's Retired Jersey (headline)
‘Football Saved My Life,’ Says Man Who Will Be Left Paralyzed By Sport (headline)
Kicker Pissed To See Holder Really Hitting It Off With New Long Snapper (headline)