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VIDEO: Lifelong New Yorkers Describe How The City Has Changed (script) 


VIDEO:  This Will Change The Way You Watch ‘The Godfather’ (script)


VIDEO: This Will Change The Way You Watch 'The Royal Tenenbaums' (script)


VIDEO: This Will Change The Way You Watch 'Mary Poppins' (script)


VIDEO: This Will Change The Way You Watch 'The Avengers' (script)


VIDEO: This Will Change The Way You Watch 'The Social Network' (script)


VIDEO: This Will Change The Way You Watch 'Scarface' (script)


VIDEO: This Will Change The Way You Watch 'Mad Max: Fury Road' (script)


VIDEO: This Will Change The Way You Watch 'The Exorcist' (script)


VIDEO: This Will Change The Way You Watch 'Mulholland Drive' (script)


VIDEO: This Will Change The Way You Watch 'Taxi Driver' (script)


VIDEO: Matter Of Life And Death: First Responder Describes His Most Intense Rescues (script)


VIDEO: Heartbreaking: Man Can’t Enjoy Standing Up Out Of The Limo Sunroof Because He Can Hear His Friends In The Limo Trash Talking His Shorts (script)


LIST: 5 Amber Alerts That Were Sent Out That Were Clearly More Focused On How Sweet The Car Was (headline) 


QUIZ: Are You Being Forced To Move To A New School Several Times A Year Because Your Dad’s In The Army Or Because He Loves The Army? (headline) 


ARTICLE: Good For Him: Yo-Yo Ma Has Announced He Is Going To Start Taking His Shirt Off At Concerts Like Rappers Do Sometimes (headline and article)


ALERT: This 16-Year-Old Girl Is Believed To Be Missing, Please Be On The Lookout For A—Oh Wait, She’s Right Here, Nevermind (headline) 


ARTICLE: Hard To Watch: Drake Forgot To Buy Courtside Tickets For The Finals And Is Now Trying To Act Like He’s Friends With The Raptors From The Nosebleeds (headline) 


QUIZ: Is Your Horse Infestation Bad Enough To Call Your Landlord About? (article)


ARTICLE: Awkward: Jeb Bush Just Showed Up To Richard Branson's Private Island In His Swim Trunks And Asked If He Could Hang Out With Him Like Barack Obama Did (article) 


VIDEO: In The Hospital? Play This Video At Maximum Volume To Make The Patient On The Other Side Of The Curtain Think You’re Currently Receiving A Visit From John Leguizamo (script) 


LIST: All The Major Players In The Situation Brewing Between An Usher And A Couple Of Teenagers Halfway Into A Showing Of ‘Ocean’s 8’ (article)


VIDEO: Heartbreaking: This Woman Doesn't Know Enough French To Ask The Predator To Vacate Her Garage (script) 


VIDEO: Share This Video On Paul Simon’s Wall To Tell Him That You Have Art Garfunkel Tied To A Chair And Are Dutifully Awaiting His Instructions On How To Proceed (script) 


SHAREABLE: Seal Team That Has To Sit On Osama Bin Laden’s Body So It Won't Float Back Up To The Top 


VIDEO: Friendless Loser? Play This Video At Maximum Volume To Make Your Neighbors Think You Have Lots Of Friends Over For A 'Point Break' Viewing Party! (script) 


VIDEO: Share This Video With Your Doorman To Let Him Know You Have His Hat And Will Give It Back After Your Nephew’s Bris (script) 


VIDEO: Sins Of The Father: This Man’s Daughter’s Head Gets Smaller Every Time He Lies About About The Plot Of Breaking Bad (script) 


SOCIAL STORY: Kid Cuisine Is Trying To Teach Kids About STD Prevention By Repeatedly Stating Their Duck Mascot Is Always Wearing a Condom 


VIDEO: Share This Video To KY Jelly's Wall To Let Them Know You're Dry As A Bone And Loving It (script)


ARTICLE: Incredible: 17 Year Old Chloe Kim Won Olympic Gold Even Though She Was Required To Have A Parent Or Guardian On Her Snowboard With Her (headline) 


ARTICLE: CollegeBoard Has Announced That They Will Add 50 Points To Your SAT Score If A School Shooting Happens During Your Test (headline) 


ARTICLE: Heartwarming: This Man Promised There Wouldn't Be Any Trouble If These Ladies Handed Over Their Purses (headline)


ARTICLE: Conservation Nightmare: Rhinos Have Become Even More Attractive To Poachers After Evolving Skin Made Of Rare, Mint Condition Baseball Cards (article) 


ARTICLE: At A Loss: Apple Has Admitted That Even They Don't Know How Parents Get Their Text Fonts To Be So Fucking Massive (article) 


ARTICLE: Health Nuts Take Note: The FDA Just Announced That The Key To A Balanced Diet Is To Be Kept In A Cage By A Giant Who Feeds You Three Nutrient-Rich Pellets Every Day (article) 


VIDEO: Share This Video With Your Significant Other To Ask For Permission To Watch A Movie That Has Nudity In It (script) 


VIDEO: Share This Video On Your Landlord’s Wall To Let Them Know That A Reliable Pig Is Subletting Your Apartment (script) 


ARTICLE: A Piece Of History: The Bulletproof Helmet JFK Took Off So He Could Let His Long, Luscious Hair Blow Freely In The Wind On The Day He Died Is Coming To The Smithsonian (headline) 


ARTICLE: Abuse Of Power: Donald Trump Just Signed An Executive Order Stating That He Is Allowed To Get Inside John McCain's Coffin With Him (headline) 


ARTICLE: Exonerated? New Evidence Reveals That Steven Avery Likely Couldn’t Have Killed Teresa Halbach Because He Was Transformed Into A Bird At The Time Of The Murder (headline) 


LIST: 4 Of The Earliest Human Civilizations That Couldn’t Even Fucking Invent Soda (headline) 


ARTICLE: Beautiful: When The People In This Town Realized One Of Their Neighbors Didn't Have Money To Buy A Car, They Didn't Coordinate And All Got Cars For Him (headline) 


SHAREABLE: We Get It! Train Has Face! Big Deal! Get Out Of Here Already! 


SOCIAL STORY: If You Love Gravy This News Is Going To Make You Stand Up And Cheer 


ARTICLE: Heartbreaking: This Economist Broke Down In Tears On CNN After Seeing A Line Graph Depicting The Economic Impact Of Locking Migrant Families In Detention Centers (headline) 


BLOG: If Any Autistic Kids Are Trying To Go To Prom With Me, I’d Be More Than Happy To Do That Shit (by Logan Paul) (headline)


RESISTANCEHOLE: VIDEO: SHARE This Video On Olive Garden's Wall Demanding That They Give Robert Mueller Free Pasta For Life In Recognition Of His Heroic Defense Of Democracy (script)


BLOG: George R.R. Martin Only Came To Set When We Were Filming Scenes With Nudity In Them, Didn’t Talk To Anyone, Then Immediately Left After They Were Over (by David Benioff) (headline)


QUIZ: Can You Be Trusted With Some Bad News About Santa's Prostate? (article)


BLOG: Yoda Is Supposed To Be Just A Normal Guy (by George Lucas) (headline)


ARTICLE: The Gates Of Gillette Stadium Were Suddenly Sealed As Roger Goodell Announced Over The Jumbotron That Football Is No More And Now America Will Play A New Game (headline and article)


ARTICLE: Clarifying The Rumors: Marilyn Manson Has Revealed That He Actually Got ALL His Ribs Removed In Order To Suck SOMEONE ELSE'S Penis (article) 


VIDEO: Embarrassing Mistake: The Person Who Made The Credits For “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” Clearly Forgot Everyone’s Name Who Worked On The Film (wrote entire credit sequence) 


VIDEO: Share This Video To The Rock's Wall To Politely Ask If You Can Borrow His WWE Championship Belt To Wear To An Important Job Interview (script) 


SHAREABLE: There Are No Horny Milfs In Your Area! 


LIST: Sorry, We Couldn't Find Anything Good: 7 Absolutely Dogshit Facts About Robin Williams (article) 


LIST: 7 Signs The Bathroom Attendant Is Doing His Job Just For Fun (headline) 


ARTICLE: Beautiful: When This Man Was Having Diarrhea, All His Coworkers Gathered In The Bathroom To Shout About How Incredible It Smelled So He Wouldn't Be Embarrassed (headline and article) 


ARTICLE: Brilliant Strategy: This Man Is Pretending To Piss For A Little Longer At The Urinal So He Doesn't Have To Talk To One Of His Coworkers Washing His Hands (headline) 


ARTICLE: Terrifying: This Ordinary Family Man Was Suddenly Activated As A Clandestine Sleeper Agent For The CIA's Accounting Department (headline) 


VIDEO: Sneaking Out? Play This Video At Full Volume To Make Your Parents Think You’re Asleep In Your Room (headline/script)


LIST: The 5 Huskiest Boys In The Ohio-County Pee Wee Football League, Ranked By How Much Of An Animal They Are On The Field (article)


SOCIAL STORY: A Group Of Concerned Parents Are Petitioning The Hulk To Wear A Bra (over 4 Million Views)


PATRIOTHOLE: BLOG: President Trump Needs To Stop Retweeting Anti-Muslim Videos Posted By British Bigots And Start Posting Anti-Muslim Videos Posted By American Bigots (article) 


ARTICLE: Marketing Win! Trojan’s New Ad Campaign Points Out That You Can Also Put Condoms On Your Fingers To Pick Up Dead Bugs (article)


VIDEO: Kid Thinks CPR Dummy That Fell Down Chimney Is Santa (headline)


ARTICLE: Playing The Long Game: Rolaids Is Saving Up Its Advertising Budget For The Next 400 Years So It Can Buy Up Every Single Piece Of Ad Space Available In 2417 (article)


QUIZ: Which One Of The Kids I Sell Samurai Swords To Are You? (headline and article)


SOCIAL STORY: Thom Yorke Got Crowdsurfed At The Most Recent Radiohead Concert, And Unfortunately Was Returned To Stage As Jackie Chan


SOCIAL STORY: Stan Lee Is Desperate To Know If It Was Weird He Came Up With Spiderman 


VIDEO: Pathetic: Lifeguard Who Swam Out To Rescue What Turned Out To Be A Big Tire Pretends He Knew What It Was And Just Really Wanted A Big Tire (script) 


VIDEO: Share This With Victoria’s Secret To Thank Them If You’re Dangling Off The Side Of A Building And Your Thong Is The Only Thing Keeping You From Falling To Your Death (script) 


VIDEO: 5 Romantic Comedies Guaranteed To Make You Cry (script) 


ARTICLE: Huge Oversight: Jeopardy Is Reclaiming Thousands Of Dollars From Ken Jennings After Rewatching The Tapes And Realizing He Didn’t Get A Single Question Right (headline) 


VIDEO: This Non-Profit Is Helping People In Developing Countries Get Clean Drinking Water By Flying Them To A Dasani Vending Machine In Ohio (script) 


ARTICLE: Pretty Understandable: Chance The Rapper Is Taking Back All The Money He Gave To Chicago Public Schools To Pay The Witch That Turned Him Into A Fox (headline and article)


LIST: 5 Enchanted Animals That Whimsically Dress Me Up Like Snow White Every Fucking Morning Even Though I Work At An Investment Bank And Obviously Can’t Show Up Dressed Like That (headline) 


ARTICLE: Huge Mix-Up: Christopher Nolan Accidentally Submitted Dunkirk To America’s Funniest Home Videos And A Video Of Himself Falling Off A Ladder To The Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences (article)


LIST: Drawing The Short Straw: 5 Struggles Anyone Whose Combat Platoon Has Gotten Stuck With The Ford Windstar Understands (article)


LIST: Emotional Rant: Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey Apologized For Letting Nazi’s Use His Platform When It’s Intended Only For Letting Elderly People Find No Strings Attached Sex In Nursing Homes (article)


ARTICLE: Abuse Of Power: GOP Senators Have Allowed The Dairy Lobby To Dip The Tax Bill In Milk (headline)


ARTICLE: Heartbreaking: Martin Scorsese Thinks He’s Required To Eat All Of His Meals Off His Star On The Hollywood Walk Of Fame (article)


ARTICLE: Sort Of Heartwarming: This Father Was Pushing His Paralyzed Son In A Marathon But Ditched Him When He Realized He Had A Shot At Winning (headline and article)


ARTICLE: Taking Action: The Academy Has Built A Well In Hollywood That Young Actresses Can Whisper The Name Of Their Harasser Into Without Fear Of Having Their Career Ended (article)


ARTICLE: A Committed Performer: Bruno Mars Just Ended A Concert By Showing His Bleeding Hands To The Crowd And Asking What More He Can Give (article)


ARTICLE: Devastating: The Wheel Of Fortune Was Stolen From Pat Sajak As He Was Rolling It Out To His Car To Take It Home For The Night (article)


ARTICLE: Everyday Hero: When This Pregnant Woman Couldn’t Find A Seat On The Train, This Man Decided To Stand On His In Solidarity (headline)


ARTICLE: Education FTW! The Latest McGraw Hill History Textbook Includes A Chapter On The Time McGraw And Hill Took The Greatest Road Trip Of All Time (headline)


ARTICLE: Doing Its Part: The NBA Is Housing Syrian Refugees On Whichever Half Of The Court Isn’t Being Played On (headline)


BLOG: I Don’t Let My Children Have Smartphones Because That Would Make It Harder For Me To Make Them Believe I Killed Osama Bin Laden (headline)


ARTICLE: Lending A Hand: Jennifer Aniston Smashed Her Car Into A Small Town Diner To Help It Attract More Customers (headline)


ARTICLE: Heartwarming: Despite Working 70 Hours A Week, This Amazing Dad Makes It To Every One Of His Son’s Little League Baseball Games To Take A Few At-Bats (headline)


ARTICLE: Historic: Now That Danica Roem Has Been Elected, Trans Teens Have Enough Role Models To Stop Acting Like Chaz Bono Is Cool (article)


ARTICLE: No Stone Unturned: Parents Of Missing Children Are Petitioning Shaq To Give His Suit One Good Shake In Case Their Missing Children Are Lost In There (article)


BLOG: Maybe A Humble Mall Pedophile Taking On The Washington Establishment Is Exactly What This Country Needs (article)


ARTICLE: Donald Trump’s Controversial UN Speech Completely Overshadowed The Australian Prime Minister’s Speech About How He Saw A Koala Eat A 9-Year-Old Boy Behind The Sydney Opera House (article)


ARTICLE: Major Bombshell: Newly Declassified JFK Assassination Documents Reveal That Kennedy’s Head Would Have Exploded That Day Regardless Of Whether He Was Shot (article)


ARTICLE: Privacy Win! Levi’s Has Finally Developed Jeans That People Wearing Contact Lenses Cannot See Through (article)


LIST: ‘I Often Meet Up With Rafa To Play Nude Laser Tag With Him’: 5 Questions With Roger Federer (article)


ARTICLE: Corporate Hubris: After Successfully Defeating Dandruff, Selsun Blue Has Announced It’s Going After Cancer Next (article)


BLOG: Something Is Killing The Bees And I Wish To Serve It (article)


LIST: 4 Times The Sharks On Shark Tank Immediately Invested In An Idea Before Hearing It Because The Contestant Brought Them Leftovers And Water (article)


LIST: 5 Tips For Clogging Your Drain To Keep Whatever Is Trying To Come Up Out Of It At Bay (article)


ARTICLE: Place Your Bets: Vegas Oddsmakers Are Putting 5:1 Odds Against Viewers Of The McGregor-Mayweather Fight Finding Contentment They Seek Through Violence (article)


ARTICLE: Incredible: The Man Inside Big Bird Has Revealed That He Was Only Able To Control The Giant Puppet Some Of The Time (article)


ARTICLE: Beautiful: The Make-A-Wish Foundation Just Locked Kit Harington In A Scalding Sauna To Remind Terminally Ill Kids They’re At Least Not Going Out Like That (article)


BLOG: This North Korean Nuclear Standoff Better Not Be One Of Joaquin Phoenix’s ‘I’m Still Here’ Pranks, Or I’ll Be Mad As Hell (article) 


BLOG: I Fear Trump’s War On Scientists Will Discourage A Generation From Usurping God (article)

LIST: ‘I Had To Squeeze My Testicles Between Two Cinderblocks To Get Angry Enough To Write ‘Lose Yourself’’: 5 Questions With Eminem (article)


ARTICLE: Honoring The Fallen: YouTube Will Now Limit Fail Compilations To A Maximum Of Three Clips Where Someone Pretty Clearly Dies (article)  


ARTICLE: All In: Pennsylvania Has Eradicated All Plant Life But One Pomegranate Tree In A Desperate Bid To Rebrand As The Pomegranate State (article)


LIST: Whoa: Katy Perry Just Ripped Into The Treaty Of Westphalia For Setting The Stage For Eurocentric Imperialism In A Blistering Twitter Tirade (article)


QUIZ: Has Every Teacher At Your School Gathered To Watch You Take A Math Test Because You’re Incredibly Smart Or Incredibly Stupid? (headline and article)


ARTICLE: Game Changer: Mark Zuckerberg Will Now Respond To You In Facebook Messenger If Your Friend Doesn’t Get Back To You Quick Enough (headline)


ARTICLE: A Piece Of History: The Bird The Wright Brothers Sat On Top Of For Research Is Being Added To The Air And Space Museum (headline)


ARTICLE: Desperate Bid: George R. R. Martin Is Tweeting About How Jon Snow Loves Listening To Music On His Skullcandies In A Desperate Plea To Get Free Headphones (headline)


MUST SEE: Inclusivity Win! Twister Is Making A New Version With Just One Big Dot So The Elderly Can Play Without Injuring Themselves (headline)


BLOG: As A Parent, It Can Be Difficult To Talk About Sex With Every Child You See (headline)


LIST: 6 Signs The Only Employee At Your Piccolo Company Is Working For A Rival Piccolo Company Behind Your Back (headline)


ARTICLE: Security Fail: This Bank Was Robbed For Thousands Of Dollars Because Their Panic Button Just Sets Off The Sirens at The Baskin Robbins Across The Street (headline)


ARTICLE: Dedication Personified: The Live Studio Audience Has Been Waiting In The 'Frasier' Studio For 15 Years In Case 'Frasier' Comes Back (headline)


BLOG: The Only Time I Saw My Dad Cry Was After Spending 18 Long Years Trying To Break Him (headline and article)


ARTICLE: A Second Chance: This Restaurant Gives Jobs Exclusively To Ex-Prisoners Who Have Broken Out Of Jail (headline)